i ♥ Karl Keating

“Hi, you may remember me as the dad from ‘Harry and the Hendersons.'”

i know that he and i have had our disagreements in the past, but i need to give a shout-out to my main man Karl Keating, travel and relaxation aficionado and president of (fake) “Catholic” Answers.

why these mad props, you ask?

well not only did he admirably come to the defense of living saint and future doctor of the church Michael Voris, but he did it by showing that he has absolutely no sense of humor at all. truly a man after my own heart.

from his comment over at *shudder* Mark Shea’s blog:

The reviewer starts by referring to “the Michael Voris Love Boat.” That migth be acceptable if Voris were sponsoring a cruise for singles looking for spouses, but that isn’t at all what his video or ad say. A cheap shot.

The reviewer says that Voris “is going to charge the suckers who watch him thousands of dollars for a ‘retreat’ at sea. During Lent. That’s right. Thousand[s] of dollars spent to go on a spiritual retreat on a cruise ship with casinos and all night buffets.”

First of all, using “suckers” is another cheap shot.

Second, the fee isn’t “thousands of dollars” but just over one thousand dollars. (Can’t you read the man’s ad?)

Third, nearly all Catholic cruises, no matter what time of year, are held on big ships that have casinos. Big ships mean lower costs per person, and big ships universally have casinos. (On Catholic Answers cruises we just ignore the casinos and go about our own business.)

Fourth, “all night buffets”? I checked the description of this cruise at the Princess Cruises website and couldn’t find any reference to all-night buffets. Catholic Answers has used several cruise lines over the years (but not Princess), and none of them had an all-night buffet.

Granted, Lent doesn’t seem the best time of year to set a cruise (maybe Voris chose March because the rates are low then), but–unlike something claimed in the comments above–his group won’t be partying on the ship on Good Friday–because Good Friday is on March 29, and his cruise ends 12 days earlier! Still another cheap shot.

I don’t object to criticizing Voris when criticism is due (which is often enough, I’m afraid), but let’s play fair, shall we? Don’t make things up, and don’t exaggerate. Cheap shots (which are mainly plain old falsehoods) don’t bring any credit to their authors.

from what i can tell, Keating is responding here to an over-the-top “humor” piece poking fun at the Voris cruise, which was posted on the deplorably funny Simcha Fisher’s blog. (she’s Jewish, you know.) and not only did he do a good thing, and do it in a good way, but by calling attention to this blasphemy, Keating passive-aggressivley helped to stoke the ire of Voris-lovers the world over, resulting in a deluge of demands to the “National Catholic Register” (Fisher’s employer) to have her either killed or deported.

“Surely, I’m in no way responsible for the violent tribal responses of my faithful youtube followers.”

at the end of the day, i’m just glad that Keating had the integrity to speak truth to power, no matter the cost.

(speaking of cost, for $1,567 to $11,012 per person, you can still book a room on an upcoming Catholic Answers Cruise at, wait for it, catholicanswerscruise.com.)

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3 Responses to “i ♥ Karl Keating”

  1. Wait. Hold on. Simcha writes about Catholic stuff all the time. How can she be Jewish? Are you saying she’s only professionally Catholic? Is The Jerk Jewish too? I’ve noticed his repeated use of cryptic references and Lebowskian symbolism (originally Liebowsky? Maybe?), as though he’s trying to communicate certain things via subtext to his “tribe,” but I never thought the subterfuge reached a level that E. Michael might call “Full On Jewish.” Maybe though. He does love Hollywood. Maybe he has family there.

    Regarding Karl, I like to think that it’s not that he didn’t get the jokes, but more that he saw the jokes, took their measure, and refused to bow. Hell of a spine on that man.

    • Antonin Strombauch Says:

      With a name like “Simcha Fisher”? Not Jewish? Have you seen her nose? Oy gevalt: wake up, my friend. She’s obviously a converso who is trying to undermine the Catholic Church from within… erm… without, I mean, since she’s a fake “catholic”… wait…

      Honestly, I think Keating and Fisher are manufacturing a controversy to make it look like Catholic (sic) Answers and the National Catholic (sic) Register are not in league.

  2. I want to publicly apologize to Karl Keating right here. To show my good faith, I will gladly buy a ticket to his Kiss Kruise.

    http://www.thekisskruise.com/

    Karl is the one with the kitty kat make up, right?

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