an invitation

dear the jerk,

“keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city – that ain’t legal either.”

you and i seem to be more alike than i first realized: as a certified REAL CATHOLIC™, i am perhaps the biggest fan of michael voris, and my attitude toward the jews has been known to make even Mel Gibson feel uncomfortable.

what’s that, you say? you want proof? well i’ll give you proof.

i have a michael voris tattoo on the back of my right calf, right overtop of where my old mother angelica tattoo used to be (back from my N.O. days, when i watched ewtn and thought i knew the truth–i’m still saving up to get my ink of “fr.” mitch pacwa and karl keating removed).

there were surprisingly few changes needed to turn the mother angelica tat into this awesome vorinator.

i like your style, the jerk, and i’m not afraid to say so. and i guess what i’m trying to say is, do you want to get matching tattoos?


3 Responses to “an invitation”

  1. […] hate Michael Voris and blame him for all the world’s problems? anathema […]

  2. […] i had previously been quite high on Voris, i soured when i heard about his underground music video supporting rabbi David Goldberg, who is […]

  3. […] know you will provide. i will remember you all when i’m drinking a mai tai and showing off my Vorinator tattoo […]

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