so, uh, what if i told you that i, uh, “had a thing” for a sixty-five-year-old lesbian feminist who champions pornography and doesn’t believe in god?
no, really, how would you react?
perhaps you’d say that i was strange? or sick? or crazy? or maybe that i would make a great future president of the lcwr?
ok, but what if i told you that i was thinking of following her lead and voting third-party, you know, for reasons of “conscience”?
well then you’d probably guess that i’m just practicing my Mark Shea schtick in anticipation of halloween.
obviously, as a REAL catholic i don’t actually do halloween. but if i did, this is definitely how i’d roll.