i can has ur money plz?
though i normally avoid all things smacking of filthy lucre, i have recently come to the conclusion that it is probably my right, as a blogger, to receive cash money for services i render to you, my otherwise seemingly ungrateful readers.
what makes me so special? well, aside from the fact that i’m quite possibly the only real catholic left on earth (and hence should be followed and supported unquestioningly), my blog is very informative and interesting. it includes many pictures, and lots of links. and my important and correct opinions about stuff.
in short, it says things, and you read these things. and sometimes you even share these things with your friends on the facebooks, and then they read these things.
but what’s in it for me? there’s the fame and adulation, yes, and the undying hatred of my enemies, sure, but at the end of the day, i’m just a guy struggling to make ends meet.
i’ve noticed that many far less interesting (and less orthodox) bloggers seem to have a great deal of success “pointing to the open guitar case,” or “rattling the tin cup,” or “reminding readers weekly to donate donate donate,” so i figured, “why not me?”[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgrD-8b53AM]
i don’t know how to add a “donate” button, or any button for that matter, to my sidebar, so i’m just doing to include it below.
in all seriousness, please help. i’ve got bills to pay and ramen to buy and a vitally important
cruise retreat to go on this upcoming March:
hopefully Michael Voris will stay fully clothed. what?
thanks, in advance, for all the financial help that i know you will provide. i will remember you all when i’m drinking a mai tai and showing off my Vorinator tattoo pool-side.
(update after the jump…)
some perhaps more jealous folks seem to be rather suspicious of this whole “retreat at sea” thing, but i think i can assure you that, on the basis of this leaked daily schedule, it will actually be quite rigorous, with only the smallest amount of personal enjoyment mixed in. as for me, i just hope they squeeze in some time for conspiracy-theory swapping, traddie or otherwise.
seems legit to me.