who i am
i am the mom who said using nfp would send you straight to hell. i am the guy who said the novus ordo was the tool of the devil. i am the former seminarian who said all the bishops are gay. i am the pr mastermind who invented matthew kelly. i am e. michael jones’s biggest fan. i am the girl who said the luminous mysteries are the sign of the antichrist. i am the guy who disagreed with her. i am the neutral third party who tried unsuccessfully to break things up. i am “fr.” frank pavone’s willfulness. i am mother angelica’s fetal tail. i am greg popcak’s third nipple. i am the scourge of your combox, your inbox, your forum, your chat. i am the last bastion of orthodoxy and for the past seven years or so i have been committed to rebuilding the true church of christ one fake personality, and one flame, at a time.
over the past few months, i started to notice some real burnout on my part, so i’ve decided to take a step back from my normal internets activities and stick to this blog, which i hope will provide me with the opportunity to focus my energies and find my voice again.
and so, after so many years of being called a troll and getting banned and blocked from websites, i’ve decided to embrace who i am and begin anew.
i am Troll II, and i am just getting started.
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